Monkeys, Monkeys, Monkeys!

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Part One

Past Master: "Will those annoying SWAT Kats never die!!?"

T-Bone: "Looks like the Pastmaster is havin' a little fit there Razor."

Razor: "Roger that T-Bone. Stinger Missiles deploy!" and having said that fired and blew the last of the Pastmaster's minions to oblivion.

T-Bone: "Crud! Where'd he go?"

"Don't know but the time vortex is disappearing. And we have a bigger problem to worry about T-Bone. Feral has just arrived."

"SWAT Kats surrender yourselves immediately!"

*Elsewhere*

Pastmaster looked down, blue, and every other term for highly depressed. "Why can’t I win? WHY!!!!!!!!!!"

Apparently having come to some dark decision he forlornly gathered up the book "The Acatolipsk of Time" and prepared for one last spell. Then a glimmer of an idea came. An idea saying that he could have a little fun before he ended his pain and this universe. In one small high pitched whisper he said: "Monkey, monkey, monkey!"

*Another Dimension*

Alone and walking home from school Neil Conkle, a human, reflected on one of his stories.

Neil: "Wow some of these don't totally suck. Not like their ::Shock:: WHAT THE HE*urk*"

"Shut-up" the Pastmaster snarled." And that old sadistic smile crossed his face. "Monkey."

*Back in Kat Dim.*

Past: "Monkey, monkey, monkey! Monkey, monkey, monkey! HAHAHAHAHA monkey want a banana? Hahahahaaaaaa!

Neil: "... You pulled me out of my dimension for this?"

Past: "Yes I did you stupid little monkey!"

Neil: "Why?" I asked.

Past: "Because I wanted to." Pastmaster replied.

Neil: "Why?"

Past: "I already told you."

Neil: "Why?"

Past: "Stop saying that!"

Neil: "Why?"

Past: "Don't question me! Just obey me!!"

Neil: "Why?"

Past: "Don't say that!"

Neil: "Why?"

Past: "Stop!!!!!"

Neil: "Why?"

Past: "Because I'll blast you to atoms if you don't!!!!!"

I smiled. "Ok, I love you good bye."

The Pastmasters faced slowly turned to a dark shade of purple. "Your funs over. Your time is at a end!" As the Pastmaster leveled the watch at me I became the violent side of me. And now for third person perspective:

Neil, being untied and the Pastmaster assuming that most beings would be unable to come out of shock fast enough to do anything anyways after being taken from their dimension, rushed over and kicked the watch out of the Pastmaster's hands causing Past to hiss in panic.

Neil: "I'm going to kick your ass, Woman!"

*Oomph, Smack, CRACK.*

Neil::Standing over Past Master:: This is why most villains tie their victims up.

Past, still stunned by the ass whipping he had received, said nothing.

"Nice watch. Can I have it?"

"NO!" Screamed the Pastmaster, obviously enraged at the very idea and dived for the watch. As he was diving Neil grabbed his cloak and flung Past into a wall.

"No? Well as I see it you only have two choices: either I own that watch or I own that watch and smash your skull in. Any Questions?"

"YOU WILL NEVER T" *Crunch*

Neil:: Holding a bloody lead pipe:: "Like I said, you had a choice. I think I'll call your newly made corpse Fred. 'For once he was Fred, and now he is dead, his eternity at (hopefully) a final end.' Hope I remember this stupid little dream. It’s an actual story that I might send in. Might as well take his watch. And while I'm still dreaming I can visit all my favorite Kats.... i-i-if I am dreaming."

Still shivering from that last thought and wondering if he actually had killed someone he picked up the watch and planned on where he'd be going. Unfortunately he remained stuck on one issue. How? Who would give a hairless ape a ride in a world populated by Kats? His eyes momentarily brightened. He walked to the station wagon sized hole in the wall, then pointing the watch toward the sky he intoned: "From the endless Mists Of Time, Send a Dragon for me to command and ride!"

*Megacat Junk Yard*

Jake: "Uh-oh. Chance you had better warm up the TurboKat, I think I see another of the Pastmaster's time vortexes popping up."

Chance: "In the middle of Scaredy-Kat? I'll make that freak pay for this!"

Till next time kiddies

(Or would that be kitties?)

The end

>'.'<

Mrow!