Male Review

By Lady FoxFire

Starring The Bike Mice from Mars

All proceed for bring the show back to TV

The club was packed with females and a few men of every species in the universe. They had all come to see the Biker Mice strip. Hey what can I say; it's for a good cause.

In the audience were some of the most famous Freedom Fighters: Redliner, Shrapnel, Racer, Mars, and Malice just to name a few. Everyone was drinking, laughing and having a good time waiting for the show to start.

The HOUSE lights dimmed. A spotlight suddenly lit the center stage and there stood D.T. "Take it off" came a call from Temperance, along with a few other catcalls and whistles from some of the other ladies hidden in the dark.

"Greeting ladies and gentle beings and welcome to the first annual Biker Mice for Mars charitable show. Today you will see some of the hottest male body that Mars have ever production. So get ready for a good time cause HERE WE GO!" D.T. announced

The all house lights went out at once, the audience started whistling and cat calling, with Shrapnel being the loudest and raunchest. The center stage spotlight suddenly came on. It began to slowly move around the stage and across the audience before it settled on the curtains. The song I’m Too Sexy by Right Said Fred started to play.

A leg slipped through he curtains, the audience started to whistle louder, making their demands know. The leg then disappeared back behind the curtain. Then a gloved hand parting the curtain slightly giving some a brief glimpse of a shady figure.

The audience was going wilded as they tired to guess who was the first dancer. May were hoping for Vinnie, Throttle, Modo, Rimfire or any number of others studly mice.

Suddenly the curtains were throw open and the dancer began to struts across the stage. It was… It was…

The club went deathly silence. No a soul said a word as Limburger began to perform in his skin tight purple squen outfit.

Somewhere a glass slipped out of someone’s hand and shattered on the floor. "By the Gods and Goddesses" could be heard. A few people could be seen crossing themselves and other started to pray to what deities they believed in.

As Limburger pranced around the stage you could see his bully bouncing to the beat of the music. Limburger grabbed the center pole and tried to swing himself around it. Lucky Mars was fast on her feet or she would have gotten a face for of Limburger’s behind. The smell of Plutarkian slowly drifted across the room.

Limburger started by removing his gloves with his teeth then throwing the to the audience. One landed on top of Tumeka's hand. She reached like the most poisonous creature in the universe just landed there.

Next Limburger began to slowly unbutton his shirt exposing his green scaly chest. In the dark someone was chanting "Make it stop! Make it stop!" Limburger then ripped his shirt off and began to twirling it over his head as he walked around the stage in order that everyone could see him. Finally he let go of the shirt. The shirt flew in to the audience, where it could be hear people moving as fast as they could to avoid it.

Limburger then crouch downs beside Redliner and Mars, who were sitting near the edge of the stage. Limburger slowly began to rub his fat hands over his oiled flabby chest; around his enormous stomach and then down his legs. The blood ran from their faces. Mars could be heard whimpering at sight in front of her, unable to escape this nightmare become real.

Limburger suddenly got down on this hands and knee and began to crawl towards Redliner, his lipped puckered as if to kiss her. Redliner jumped from the table as he came closer as his hand lightly touched her long red hair. Her drink went flying end over end until the drink landed on Malice's head. Malice just sat there, the drink running down her face as she watched the horrible display that was going on the stage. Her hand clenching and unclenching for her weapons, which she, Temperance and a few others were forced to leave at the door.

Limburger got up, a pout of disappointment on his face. His face quickly transformed in one of joy as he spotted some new faces on the other side of the stage. Limburger started to work his way to the other side of the stage, stopping briefly to carcouse Axle's cheek. Her eyes rolled up into her head as she passed out before her head hit the table.

Limburger tried to spin around the center pole again. This time he actually made it, while his stomach tried to go around a second time. Finally he had it to the other side of the stage where Ro-Chan, Sapphire Jellicle, and MamaRider sat. Limburger began to thrush his hips at their direction, he’s stomach going rising up up in the air then down again with each thrush. The poor ladies began to turn green as the sight of Limburger and the smell began to effect them.

Deciding that these ladies have been pleasured enough, limburger made his way to the front edge of the stage where he began to twitch his butt in front of Jessie Clawson. This sight was if possibles worst then the front.

Limburger then moved to the center of the stage. Facing the audience he began to move his hands down down down towards the zipper on his pants, so he could remove them.

"Hey everyone!" called a dark hair woman stand up from the middle of the audience. "Do you know what we got here?"

She pulls two blasters from her hips, throwing one to Temperance, the other to Malice before pulling out two more weapons and taking aim with them at Limburger.